doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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