rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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