For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i need some magic done to my vagina
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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