New invention idea: vibrating tampons
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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