Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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