i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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