I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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