I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
