marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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