i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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