yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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