how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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