There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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