he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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