How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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