..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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