her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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