Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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