I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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