glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
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