when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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