No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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