the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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