There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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