Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
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