Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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