You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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