The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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