i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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