then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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