yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No subtext here. People are naked.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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