i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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