they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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