he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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