help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize