How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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