He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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