we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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