Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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