Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'm at about main and main street
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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