I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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