so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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