from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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