I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
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