Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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