no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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