Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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