I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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