Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
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