That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
You ruined the universe
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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